September 2011
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How to get a cute girl...
Step 1.) Eye Contact
Step 2.) Be Cool … Have Swag
Step 3.) Act Like You Dont Notice Her
STEP 4.) Impress Her … With your Dance Skills
Step 5.) Get The Number
The END.
WORKS ALL THE TIME
When you drop your phone on your face
(:
me: I hate people. I wanna live under a rock. there's no people under rocks.
nike: well, patrick lives under a rock.. then occasionally you have spongebob knocking on that rock..
so wack but made me crack up when I'm pissed off.
August 2011
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Seeing who your Ex "replaced" you with
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